I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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