I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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