What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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