Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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