Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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