It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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