what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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