Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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