that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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