BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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