he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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