your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
we're so committed to being not committed
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
