Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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