whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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