We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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