im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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