well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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