the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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