I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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