So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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