y did u give ur computer a hand job?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Randomize
