No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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