ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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