Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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