I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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