STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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