did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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