How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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