Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
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i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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