i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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