College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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