Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
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