gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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