1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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