some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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