Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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