I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
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she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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