Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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