I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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