...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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