It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Randomize
