btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Randomize
