he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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