we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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