Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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