do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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