like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Alive.
So much puke
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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