I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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