Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
