you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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