Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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