it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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