Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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